The other day, rapper #SnoopDogg threw out the first pitch at a #SanDiegoPadres game. And, like other celebrity first-pitch-throwers, he did not do very well.

It brought up the story of when Randy Shaver threw out the first pitch at a town ball game in Brownton, Minnesota... Or as Randy called it, Brownsville. And it looks like the name of the city isn't the only thing Assman is a little fuzzy on. He also thinks that his pitch was impeccable, and did not short-hop the catcher...