It's opening day across the big leagues today, and hopes are high for the he newest Twin, Korean Byung-ho Park. The Bunger, as Nick likes to call him, is settling in and planting some roots in the community. Byungholio (another nickname,) is even buying a house in the area. Through his deep web of contacts, Nick has a strong lead on where Park is going to live. And if it's right, we're all in trouble, because his new neighbor is a complete a-hole.