Hello fans! It's pretty late so we'll make this short. Contrary to the vicious rumour going round, that we had been hauled off the internet for crimes against comedy and were now seeking asylum in Belize while fighting extradition back to the UK, the actual reason there was no show last week was that we couldn't be bothered.

But we're back now with a bang! This week we talk keys, law, Stranger Things, and 90's skater fashion, along with a healthy dose of the new and improved Keep It Topical. Drop us a message on twitter @coldmancast or email coldmancast@gmail.com.