Constitutionalist Lark Steadfast & ex-Christian Christian Christians delve into the current state of the Union, globalization, and how it all relates to the Simulation Theory. It’s time to reprogram the nation.
Lark and Christian recap their spoy Shalloween nights; Christian opens up about his missionary trip to Utah; Hillary is revealed to be a fool.
Lark and Christian recap stumping for the Constitution in the Underground; Christian explains the Will of the Simulator; Hillary is revealed to be a fool.
Lark endorses an unlikely but perfect candidate for Repukelican nominee; Christian receives his first caller; Obadma is revealed to be a fool.
Lark and Christian make New Year Resolutions, Christian further explains the simulation in which we live, Obama is revealed to be a fool.
Lark and Christian discuss how the newest mass shooting affects the above-ground real estate market; Apocalypse Today returns; in The Realest Hologram, Christian takes questions since no one ever asks him anything. Obysmal is revealed to be a fool.
Lark and Christian tackle the Dumbocratic Dumbate; Lark points out everything wrong with society; Christian dispels religious myths in Misconsimulations; they unpack each other’s favorite sandwiches.