Welcome to Episode 92 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie prepares to bastardize Jane Austen, Jerry enjoys the holiday treat that is turducken, Stacy is the spackle of DQYDJ, and Patrick launches his new Christmas porno, "Suck My Dickens!"

We have email! Tracy S. Morris (not Godsey, and I have no idea where that came from).

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