Episode 1 of the newly reinstated/retooled/reissued/resuscitated Merengue Bites. This week, a look back at Real Madrid v Granada - Modric continues to impress, Gareth Bale puts his family jewels on the line and Pepe goes 2 years without seeing red.

Plus - a look-ahead to the Copa del Rey, a voyeuristic peek at events at FC Barcelona and... man crushes. Yes, you read that right. Listen on!