We could probably include everything this crazed loon has ever uttered, but I think we'll go with this recent answer given by former V.P. Dick Cheney when Face The Nation's Bob Schieffer asked the question "Did President Bush know everything you knew?"

Cheney's bizarre, all too comprehensible response:

I certainly, yes, have every reason to believe he knew -- he knew a great deal about the program. He basically authorized it. I mean, this was a presidential-level decision. And the decision went to the president. He signed off on it

This just gets weirder and weirder.