Welcome to our very first episode of our very first podcast. Ever.

The Preview Episode of our podcast is a teensy bit different than what you’re going to hear moving forward; our first few tries weren’t perfect, so I stitched chunks of them together and added narration over cheesy background music – like a 1980s/90s TV show. You welco.

Some of the topics we discuss in “Frankenshorts” are:

• bullying Bluetooth vikings goats what we do and do not want to do with goats fish on your feet a tank full of humans how we got our names why we study humans being a dick Andy Warhol (it’s ‘hole’ as in ‘holes’) dating the President science being real phoning and flying lobster murder Minecraft centaurs sour blood the horrors of mantis sex my roommate, the werewolf

UGH. Werewolves. Amiright?