Many people pressure me to become a speedrunner. I do not think I should be a speedrunner.

I have tried speedrunning and did not like itAs a kid, my friends and I would sometimes try to time ourselves beating Batman or whatever, and it didn’t appeal to me.

I would not be any good at speedrunningI do not have the talents or attitude to find any success in speedrunning.

Speedrunning does not look fun in the slightestI do not get any satisfaction from trying to beat a game quickly.

Speedrunning would not benefit me in any wayI cannot see any way my life would improve if I started speedrunning.

If I set a speedrunning record, it would get broken very quicklyThe stress of having to constantly defend my speedrunning records seems like torture.

The speedrunning scene does not need me in itNobody is missing out if I don’t become a speedrunner.

You don’t need me to be a speedrunnerGo find a speedrunner to watch if that type of content interests you.

ConclusionSpeedrunning does not appear to be a good fit for me.

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