1) Top 3 – the 2am lock out for pubs and clubs. Unfair dismissal for sleeping on security shift. Port Adelaide performance 2) Nude Cruise – just pack your toothbrush. 3) Ditts about Port Adleaide's Crisis - Ken Hinkley tell players to get a haircut 4) Tex Walker, Crows captain – Eddie Betts could be a chance for Brownlow. Jaensch knee injury and Tex played a prank on him?Blakey as Kochie 5) UK Diamond Heist update by Gavin Grey 6) Blakey's At Home with Ricciutos about having a Port hate BBQ. 7) Cream Buns and Arrow theory for Port Adelaide to get back their A Game 8) Tony Love about $10 bottles of wine