EPISODE 229 - the Pubes Fairy
Hello listeners! Refreshed by a month off, we return with an episode bursting with fresh new questions. Well, fresh except for the one about the Spice Girls, which we maintain IS fresh as long as you fell into a coma in the summer of 1996 and only just woke up. If that is your situation, we'll help you catch up on what you missed. We hate to be the ones to break it to you, but Kate Moss and Johnny Depp split up. And things have been awfully quiet on the Meg Mathews front lately.
Everyone else, put Answer Me This! Episode 229 into your ears. Today we discuss:
self-pleasure on the Eurostar the madness of Mel B rave Adele reclining vs. lounging Tom vs. Jerry My Little Eye (mild spoilers! (but the film is ten years old (so that's OK))) Richard III's corpse stomach tombola revisionism of Mammy Two Shoes Too Good to be True keeping the spontaneity in the Soggy Biscuit Game dying for a Wii the equally hateable successors to the BT couple we won't stop hating till BT installs fibre-optic broadband in their joint grave and digestive biscuits.
Plus: Olly is terrified of his own pubes (until they start paying rent for their residence upon his body); Helen's attempt to trick the Tooth Fairy backfired right into her bank balance; and Martin the Sound Man dreams about how, in an alternate universe, Simon and Garfunkel would have replaced 'The Sound of Silence' with the sound of cartoon hammers.
This week's Bit of Crap on the App (available for iDevices and Android) is a question from Ginger Paul about toilet attendants, bog butlers, lavatory landlords, ablution assistants - whatever you want to call them, the principle is the same, but what's with all the lollipops? Loo-lipops? Lolli-poops?
Our new series will be running all the way to Christmas, but only if you send us QUESTIONS: leave voicemails on the Question Line (Skype answermethis or dial 0208 123 5877) or send emails to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com.
See you next Thursday!
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