Nintendo breaks the mold and brings us something that could really change everything . . . if there are any games worth playing on it. Facebook hopes you die of cancer, but please don't post any pictures of it cause it might cause a technical issue. Finally, Comcast is found guilty of doing that thing from "The Firm" that Tom Cruise discovers (you know, that thing).

Headlines:

Pokemon Go hit's $600M faster than any other mobile game Whatever Weebly is, it's been hacked Nintendo changes the game (console) Everything we know about the Nintendo Switch Facebook has a "technical issue" and bans a breast cancer group Comcast gets caught basically committing fraud T-Mobile also was sort of being fraudulent Samsung encourages you to bring their bomb into airports The Note 7 mod in GTA was not well received by Samsung Live in India? Samsung needs you to develop for them Android trojan makes you do stupid things Google Assistant isn't so . . . smart Razer buys THX Apple releases iOS 10.0.3, to Collin's gratitude Apple doesn't want to build a car anymore (thank goodness)

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