Collin gave us the weirdest reason for not being on this week's show . . . so we didn't really have to make anything up! Whatever floats your boat I guess.

Google I/O gave us a lot of news, Hot Topic is evidently strong enough it can buy things, everyone wants to buy Time Warner, and God bless them Redneck Avengers!

Headlines:

Google I/O Android M confirmed for this year Android Pay is official Nexus hardware rumors HBO Now coming to Google Play LG G3 Lollipop issues Apple update breaks stuff Goodbye early upgrades Charter makes bid for Time/Warner Hot Topic to buy ThinkGeek IRS gets Hacked Security questions aren’t very secure

Zuke’s Favorite: The Redneck Avengers

Schmidty’s Favorite: Worth Two in a Bush

Zohner’s Favorite: Audiobooks have ruined me