Zuke takes a backseat for a Zohner-run-show . . . and then proceeds to be a backseat driver. We learn you can't actually trust Oculus, Androids don't wipe (your info), DC is unaware that birds exist, and that girl you met online probably wasn't.

Headlines:

Welcome Back Dumb Phone - We missed you. NOT! Reddit wants people to play nice Google introducing new Internet of things software The Pirate Bay domain seized again Oculus getting sued again Adult friends have their information stolen Android M getting fingerprint login Factory resetting your Android may not remove your info DC doesn't want Rihanna to trademark "Robyn" Supergirl pilot sees an early (unauthorized) release Kate Beckinsale. Enough said. Rockstar Games suing BBC

Zuke’s Favorite: It's Apple Maps bad

Schmidty’s Favorite: LEGO Minecraft Stop Motion

Zohner’s Favorite: Why The Rock is one of the coolest people on the planet