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Headlines:

Can’t get enough OpenSSL vulnerabilities Apple’s WWDC 2014 Google has a nice sense of humor. Aereo available on Chromecast T-Mobile and Sprint looking to merge Netflix likes itself some smack talk(Verizon responds) John Oliver delivers a blow against the FCC HISHE Frozen has to get reissued due to takedown notice Bill Finger given credit on Batman

Zuke’s Favorite: Flying chocolate is the best chocolate

Zohner’s Favorite: Best translation service ever

Schmidty’s Favorite From Star Wars to Jedi: The Making of a Saga