Transcript

My name is Tom and I am a cat. I have ______ whose name is Felina. Felina is my owner. You see, she doesn’t understand how people should take care of _____ . She has very strange idea about the relationship between people and pets. Felina treats me like human child. She _____ about me and tells me what to do _____. She doesn’t want me to go outside and play with the other cats. She makes me sit in _____ every night while she watches television. Boring. And the program she watches! __________________! There’s more. Felina brushes and combs me twice a day. She takes me to the _______ once a week for a bath and shampoo. Really. Cats can take care of themselves. Doesn’t she know that we have tongues that we use _______ and keep clean? And the flea powder she puts on me – it _________ and I think it might give me skin cancer. Felina thinks she knows what kind of food I like. She doesn’t even ________. She feeds me _______ and she put it in __________. Really! Who cares? All I want is some day - ____________. And a little water. That’s all. Is that asking too much? One time I managed to get out of the house. Did I get good time! I ran around with some other cats in the neighborhood. We __________ and _____________. I even killed a bird and ate it. Good fun. But when I return home Felina went crazy. She has so angry. She took me right to _________ for a bath and shampoo, even though I had just been there the day before. Once I had a relationship with _________ siamans down the street, but Felina stoped it. Then Felina __________. Now I can’t be a father and have children, and I have lost all of my interest in female cats. To make ____________, she wants to have me buried next to her! I won’t be free of her even when I am dead. What a life.