[Content note: attempt to consider real people’s real problems using angel-on-pinhead impractical reasoning and ideas]

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Imagine the state of nature, except for some reason there are cities. Some people in these cities play the drums all night and keep everyone else awake. The sleep-deprived people get together and agree this is unacceptable. They embark on a long journey to the wilderness where they found their own community of Nodrumia.