We've got news from the Mobile World Congress and Nokia has got some cool stuff for us! Yeah, I know: we're surprised too!

Apple, meanwhile, can't seem to sell enough of the iPhone X to really make it last and Samsung might be holding back on features until 2019. Elsewhere we've got conservatives who act like bots and retweet bots and follow bots . . . surprised and upset that they are getting tagged as possible bots. I'm not judging, I'm just saying that if you don't want to be called a cultist then maybe you shouldn't be drinking Kool-Aid in that white robe!

Headlines:

• Nokia's new flagship smartphone has it going on in all the right places

• Samsung unveils the Galaxy S9 and S9+

• Samsung restarts Galaxy S8 OTA rollout

• The first $999 Android phone is not what you thought

• T-Mobile knows how to handle a vulnerability

• iPhone X sales are not going as well as hoped

• Intel is just being the worst with this Meltdown business

• Samsung Max is here and it's strong

• Swype for Android and iOS is no more.

• I take it back, Russian bots are the worst

• Twitter's new rules might hurt us

• Maybe don't retweet so many bots if you don't want to be considered a bot!

• Kylie Jenner just erased $1.5B worth of Snap value with a tweet

• Snap to users: "We hear you, we just don't care."

• Snap CEO gets third biggest payout ever

• FCC officially kills net neutrality. Let the Hunger Games begin

• Google releases Microsoft flaws, again.

• OMG IT'S THE MATRIX PHONE!

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