Dish yourself up some extra potatoes and try to ignore your slightly racist uncle explain everything that's wrong in the country; it's an early episode of The Stolendroids Podcast! We break our own rules and record a new show only 48 hours after the previous one is published, and OH what an eventful 48 hours it was: China has dropped all pretense and embraces their 1984 regime, Office Depot has been scamming customers (like any of us didn't already know that), and Samsung hits a new low. Like, a really shameful low.

Headlines:* Facebook selling out to enter China? * Internet freedom is on the decline * Students don’t know what’s real anymore * Samsung getting preemptive on battery warnings * Samsung won’t blow up your car * Samsung has no shame * Office Depot scamming customers * Symantec buying LifeLock * Windows 10 lets you know that Edge is “safer” * HTC getting out of the phone market * Just kidding * Three Mobile hacked * 3 billion phone numbers exposed by mobile apps * Google knows how busy a place is in real time * “Touch disease” cure found * Apple getting out of the router market

Zuke’s Favorite: The closest to space I might ever be

Zohner’s Favorite: Too much Batman awesome

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