The guys are running on fumes as real-life threatens to ruin everything! Thankfully, we have some pretty weird news to perk us up and keep us interested! The FCC pulls over a car, Marvel collides with Musk, and Foxconn may be needing to upgrade their nets soon.

Headlines:* Facebook and Microsoft set to link continents with the fastest cable ever * Judge deems Google's use of Java "Fair Use" * Google may shame companies slow to update * Google discontinues stuff that nobody cares about * Remember that ZTE company we talked about? * Could we be getting a new Moto Razr? Oh, please PLEASE let it be these * Apple to bring out an Amazon Echo competitor * Would Apple fans still be happy if they had bought Time Warner? * Foxconn likes robots * Man gets car pulled over . . . by the FCC * Introducing the Xbox 4X? * Hyperloop to be made of stolen Wakandan technology * Study finds most adults too lazy to actually research news

Zuke’s Favorite: X-Men sounds like a cult when you really think about it

Zohner’s Favorite: Just trust me; you want this

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