Schmidty is back for a podcast host trifecta and we are dealing with an overload of Google news. I guess it makes sense, since they sort of flooded the new cycle but . . . oh hey, look at that; Zohner uses LinkedIn. And Netflix is trolling us? What is going on here!?

Headlines:* Google Assistant. Sounds nice, what is it? * Google will not take Payday Loan money. But will. * Android Auto becomes 1000% more useable * Google asks the internet to suggest things that start with "N" * What horrible things could possible start with "N"? * Instant Apps could change everything * Google Allo. Zuke is so confused * Europe REALLY hates Google * Google REALLY hates Flash * Nokia comes back from the grave. Laughs at Blackberry * Netflix releases a new way to troll people who don't actually understand internet speeds. * Amazon to open more brick and mortar stores. * Zohner actually does use LinkedIn * Apple update fixes things in some iPad model. Totally ruins others. * More Zuke confusion; didn't Firefox already pass IE? * When a Botnet isn't used for DDOS * Cryptoware maker asked nicely for decryption algorithm. They give it up? * Symantec bug politely allows everyone to take control of every computer * Samsung patents a way into Zuke's heart * Here's an idea: Don't make ANY Snapchat filter that does ANYTHING to your skin tone * A 3D printer that works more like a replicator * HP releases a new color 3D printer. Bet the toner costs more than the printer

Zuke’s Favorite: Spider-Man theme

Schmidty’s Favorite: Assassin's Creed Trailer

Zohner’s Favorite: Dating advice from the 1800s


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