Zuke loves watching Last Week Tonight with John Oliver . . . especially when his show matches everything we've already said. Everything. Even the joke about Apple's stupid pink-gold devices.

Headlines:* We should write for HBO * Microsoft calls BS on rogue Windows upgrade * Here maps drop support for Windows 10 * Microsoft announces awesome Xbox news * Crypto Ransomware is everywhere! * Fossil launches even more smartwatches Zuke wants * Michael Kors makes a grown-up smartwatch * Google loses antitrust in Russia * Google is selling its robots. Now they're armed, balanced, and dejected. Great. * YouTube and Google Play join T-Mobile's Binge More * Hacker tells how he got all those celeb pics * The government can't be trusted to secure even offline data More * Anonymous doxes Trump * Comcast strikes again * Just because we can, doesn't mean we should * Instagram is Facebooking its feed * MLB.TV for T-Mobile subscribers

Zuke’s Favorite: Hey, Cookie Monster, Android and Windows Phone do that too

Zohner’s Favorite: #InstagramHusbands

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