Spoiler Warning: We may or may not launch into a tirade right off the bat. Just a heads up!

When it's not busy hunting you down over uneven terrain, the AI of the future will be playing board games! I guess we can put that in the "progress" column! Aereo's founder has been keeping busy while Microsoft has been making all the right moves.

Headlines:* The FCC goes to bat for us over cable boxes * Aereo is kinda back! * Microsoft: Surface is up, Lumia is down * And cloud services are way up! * Apple is going into our schools again * Apple issues a massive recall * Samsung's components division may not be able to offset the phones anymore * AI can carry guns, climb ladders, drive, and now play board games * Sanders campaign REALLY doesn't understand 2016 * Google says it's fixed a Chrome issue on iOS * Does Apple say they've fixed an issue that was crashing the internet on iOS? * Oracle finally pulls the plug on Java * TripAdvisor on Windows machines? No thank you.

Zuke’s Favorite: Seven red lines, two of them in green

Zohner’s Favorite: Deadpool encourages you to touch yourself

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