Headlines:* Samsung finds factory using child labor, cuts ties * Blackberry Assistant might be the only way you can use a Blackberry * 90% of the market only counts when the market is 90% of the world. * Microsoft just had a huge shakeup! * The journalist gives the password, gets what he asked for * Tesla is starting to look a lot more affordable * Weird Al is the Man * FBI says your autonomous car is a "lethal multitasker" * Even dictators want royalties! * Now that Avengers is a profitable brand, let’s change it up! * CISPA is back

Zuke Favorite: Tacky is about 100x better than Happy

Schmidty’s Favorite: Weird Al's Word Crimes Is My New Theme Song

Zohner’s Favorite: YAY SPORTS!

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