Hello world! I have received and read the multitude of letters you were all so kind as to send me. After hearing voice after voice, outcry after outcry, begging for my swift return, I knew that I must respond. Yes my friends, I have been away attending to my health and, though you may have to go without me for a time longer, I can assure you that I will be back to add that special touch that only a woman can bring to Oops Chernobyl.

I am also pleased to report that Oops Chernobyl will begin featuring the work of other artists. Our first featured artist will be photographer Vincent Filbert – keep an eye out for his work. Also, if you, or anyone you know, would like to become a featured artist, don’t hesitate to drop us a line. Thank you, my good people, and goodnight.