Hello listeners, we are happy to inform you that the host shortage has been resolved. Please welcome Abby Fiscus to the show. Topics in today's show include:

• Abby Get's An Official Welcome
• Gerald Ford, unelected and from Michigan
• Sex was invented in Scotland
• Herpes fish in Lake Orion
• USB In Penis
• Russian Popeye MMA Guy's Arms
• Upworthy!
• Last Week's Numbers