America, the land of the free, and host of the biggest gaming expo in the world. And this year, not only do we get new games, but new consoles! So I had to be prepared, after all this is LA, home to the rich and beautiful, I was ready to do whatever it took to fit in and get Good Game's name up in lights.

First a new look, next, time to fix up my diet. Yep, I was well on my way to being one of the healthy glamorous in crowd. Look out E3, I-m ready! Ah, who am I kidding? This idea was dumb, I just want to play some freaking games.