Max has a plan to expense some critical equipment that he and Alex need for their work. Merlin pops off on one of his patented rants about the generational shame mandate of olds.

Max has some challenge ideas, and challenges in general are discussed. Max wants everyone to board an egg train, Merlin should stop trying to be cute with youth slang, and Alex just wants to be 30.

Merlin has yet another rant about quitting and not quitting apps. The blight of Lightning port corrosion is discussed.

Max does…something with rings, I guess? A gratitude mini-challenge gets some attention. Talk returns to the Apple event. Can’t we just leave poor Jennifer Aniston alone already?

Max has—as they say on Necktie Twitter—some personal news.

Then, cat forts!

Finally, the gang arrives at a challenge that involves adopting an online duck.