Max talks about his fake names that make people mad, and Alex has an apology for Max since more people watched Dob Dob than anyone thought. Alex seems to have a story about…something, but needs to start almost completely over. Part the first.

Merlin is still confused about trending stories, and Max has a challenge about ad things. Triangulation is a concern, but the truth behind the data is way simpler and way scarier.

Max doesn't want to be a TERF, but then everybody talks about YouTube. Alex finds out reality stars are friends, and new Survivor content is revealed.

Pimple-popping is discussed, and Max is still horny for someone to fund his urban terrarium workspace. We find out a surprising way Oprah is kind of like Cards Against Humanity.