Getting an early jump on the English Premier Season, The Fake Imposter discusses comments made by former player, turned talking head, Nedum Onuoha. Onuoha, once a member of Manchester United’s crosstown rival, it’s hard not to notice the bias in his words. Having played int he Premier League (sort of) as well the EFL Championship, Onuoha provides a unique, albeit limited, insider’s perspective to his commentary. His playing career being what it was, I would venture a guess that most people hadn’t heard of him until he falsely accused Zlatan Ibrahimović of threatening to purposely injure him during an MLS match. What am I saying? People never heard of him. He was playing for Real Salt Lake. In the MLS. April 2019 had much bigger events than one of soccer’s best trash-talkers embarrassing old “what’s his name.” Prince Harry and Meghan Markle created an Instagram account. Lil Nas X released the “Old Town Road” remix for goodness’ sake. (He got the horses in the back.)