Paul and Nick glop their way through oatmeal today, allowing Nick to shine and assuaging Paul's distaste. Will Paul ever be satisfied? He will never be satisfied. Topics include:

Open Hearts, Open Minds; Official Cereal Sashes; Cut and Roll, Man; Lincoln, Played by Paul; The Biggest Disappointment in Cereal History; Business Breakfast Adventures; The Upside Down Through Oatmeal; Would Paul Eat It?; Oatmeal Goobers; Draw the Shades, Dump the Can; This is Not Choose Your Own Fruit Adventure; Don't Walk and Eat Oatmeal; Where the Sidewalk Ends in Oatmeal;