Carolco decides its destiny by spending too much on a ridiculous film that involves a man causes fire and bullets to steer clear. It's the Stallord's one jillionth appearance on the show and we haven't even gotten to Tango & Cash, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot or Cliffhanger!

Streaming Do's and Don'ts * Reign of Fire - Starz * Down n' Dirty - Amazon Prime

The Wild Card - Who would win in a knife fight? John Rambo (First Blood) vs John Rambo (First Blood: Part 2)