If you've ever been daunted by the idea of creating a sales page, this episode's for you.

You'll discover:

• The 2,000-year approach to writing sales pages that eliminates every single ounce of stress and struggle

• Why you shouldn't be focusing on SPEED (and not just because it's a bloody awful movie) ... and what you should be focusing on instead (HINT: it doesn't rhyme with Chrysanthemum!)

• The name of ONE of the philosophy books I own (if you've been wondering what's on my bookshelf... you might want to get out more)

• Why you should be ______ on _____ over _____ (and why too many _____ in a _____ of ______ is a _____ pain in the _______)

• My "never before seen" reading from a book technique that will leave you stunned (will I fluff my lines, throw the book out of the window and kill my dog in a blind rage? There's only one way to find out!!!!!)

• How much I sweat in a baking hot room when I forget to open the window before I hit record (SPOILER: My weight loss DVD, 'Toasty With Holty' will be out, via my OnlyFans site, in December)

• The only metric that counts when it comes to marketing (if you think it's how Panini stickers you collected as a child... you're wrong!)

... and VERY little else!

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