Lockdown 1 and 2 haven't been kind to me, and now I have my own tits.

I exercised and went for walks during lockdown 1, but lockdown 2, I couldn't honestly be bothered, and it shows. I also have a small drive for 1 car outside my house with is like flypaper for arseholes. I've written a script for self-hypnosis which anyone can use, I did and fell asleep, but that might be my boring voice.