Welcome to The Long Con! Today we start off by feeling some serious Bern from all of the inauguration memes. Ethan is ready to start the Great Coat Revolution and I am happy to give him a platform (but we’re sorry if we offend you). Finally we toss around potential campaign slogans including Don’t Squeeze the Ethan 2024 and Connor 2024: Do you want to go Outside. Enjoy!

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