The Gumby Nation heads to Seneca Rocks in a desperate attempt to get a sunglasses sponsorship. And in the process, create some timeless Neighborhood Watch material.

Thank you to everyone who stopped by Paradiso's grand opening party! We hope to keep seeing everyone's smiling (and chalk covered) faces around the gym.

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