Murder! ​​Milkshakes!​​ Moose​​ and ​​Midge! ​​As ​​​Riverdale ​​​sets ​​the ​​table ​​for ​​the ​​mysteries ​​of ​​its ​​second season, ​​Dial ​​M ​​For​​Maple ​​attempts ​​to ​​track ​​all ​​the ​​moving ​​pieces, ​​from​ ​snooping ​​Alice ​​Cooper ​​to ​​the unjustly-canned ​​Smithers ​​to ​​snake​​charmer ​​Penny ​​Peabody. ​​​​Plus, ​​Dark ​​Betty ​​begins ​​to ​​rear ​​her ​​lovely head,​​ and​ ​Marah ​​and ​​Cameron​ ​ask ​​the ​​ultimate​​question: ​​"Who ​​on ​​​Riverdale ​​​is ​​the ​​most ​​'daddy'?"