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Thursday's Random Questions:

• What was the biggest thing you have ever won?
• What’s the best way you or someone you know has gotten out of a ticket/trouble with the law?
• What’s fine in small numbers but terrifying in large numbers?
• If cartoon physics suddenly replaced real physics, what are some things you would want to try?
• What two films would you like to combine into one?