Once upon a midnight dreary, Simon and Calum found themselves weary

For they had seen 2015's Regression, a film they recall with great depression

Yet as part of their podcast quest, they must discuss it before they can rest

With choices that leave them sour, it is not Emma Watson's finest hour

Satanic rituals and problematic endings galore, here's hoping they view it nevermore

For more episodes of Little Women in Black Thunderpants, the film podcast dedicated to the filmographies of Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson outside of the Wizarding World, give us a follow on Twitter and Instagram (@LWIBTPod)

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Simon's Twitter: @SimonRWhitlock

Calum's Twitter: @CalumTheFilmGuy

You can also find Simon on the JumpCast Podcast: @JumpCast_

Podcast Jingle by Simon

Podcast Logo by Ashley (@Ashley_gfx)