After a long hiatus, your favorite snarky-yet-savvy astrologer is back with a bang. In this episode, Cosmic Cannibal has your oh-so funny forecast for 2022 Venus in Sagittarius, a transit that’s sure to light a fire under your butt worse than a Fiery Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell. Of course, what that ass-flame is prompting you to do (besides run to the toilet), depends on what Cosmic has written for your sign’s satiriscope. There’s lots of info, lots of disco and lots of hilariously absurd rambling about, well, everything.

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Music Credits

• "Stringed Disco" and "Over Cast" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b…
• “Funk Cool Groove” by MusicToday80. Composed & Produced by: Anwar Amr. Video Link: https: youtu.be/FGzzBbYRjFY. Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0). https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...Music provided by Free Vibes:https://goo.gl/NkGhTg