After a summer hiatus, Cosmic Cannibal is back with a bang. Actually, she’s back with your September horoscope! That’s right, the silly and satirical astrologer returns with a full report on all the planetary motions happening this month. Did I mention there are horoscopes? Because there are horoscopes and weird jokes for each and every zodiac sign, even you, Scorpio. Bonus: Cosmic has some new background tunes and they are fuuuunnnnn-kkkayyyy.

Want more astro-logic from Cosmic? Follow her on IG (@coscmiccannibalcamille) and check out her website www.cosmiccannibal.com, and be sure to get yourself a copy of her astrology book, The Zodiac Abstract. Yep, had to get that promo in there somehow.

Music Credits:

"Stringed Disco" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

"Over Cast" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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