In this episode we rate the pet-dog-robot-agent-of-madness that is GIR from one of the darkest cartoons ever made for children, Invader Zim. A creation of Johnen Vasquez, famous for his nihilistic gothic parody.

We analyze the squeedily spooch out of GIR, collecting organs and probing the vast non-euclidean space inside his thermos like head.
What is the mean safe distance for your pet GIR?
Why is GIR more popular that you?
Why is his head so biiiig?
What should your rubber piggy budget be?
* I saw a squirrel, he was doing like this --> OwO

So listen to our tale of doomy pet themed... doom.