I saw The Wind in the Willows roll by on The Torrtents and it occurred to me that the only thing I know about it is that I love Mr. Toad's Wild Ride at Disneyland, so I grabbed it. I like the part where he crashes through the wall and he goes to hell. That's great. But apparently I found the version where David Lynch's kids are asking him why he asked The Brothers Quay to direct the elementary school Christmas pageant? This is some nightmare fuel. Posh, posh nightmare fuel for public school boys who will someday be Prime Minister.

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