Got this yesterday from what seemed like an actual amazon dot com email address:

"I am contacting you today because I see that your organization is qualified for a business account with Amazon; our buying solution that grows with your business."

Strunk & White told us:

"If you have received a letter inviting you to speak at the dedication of a new cat hospital, and you hate cats, your reply, declining the invitation, does not necessarily have to cover the full range of your emotions."

Reader, I did not follow this advice.

Incidentally, if you cancel your Prime membership today, they might not actually cancel it for another year, since they do not do refunds, but they will let you fill out a nice little survey asking why you are cancelling. Just in case you wanted to let them know.

Previously, previously, previously, previously, previously.