This version of the Matrix is for anyone who ever wondered where Morpheus got his pills from or what the Matrix might have looked like if had been made by J.R Tolkien.

Cheer as Neo pulls off the robbery of a lifetime, cry as members of his crew are killed by the evil matrix dragon and scratch your chin in bewilderment that any of this ever got put into a podcast.

Red pill, Blue pill...... it's up to you but if you don't listen you'll never know.