DOCTOR Jill Biden has declared that Joe's words and statements are off limits. Meanwhile, CNN's Brian Stelter wants a rebuttal committee empanelled to set Donald Trump straight during the debates. Also, we take a look at the differences between those who have kids versus those who do not. It is settled science. Follow Tom on Twitter: @Tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @AliceShattuck More Tom stuff at www.tomshattuck.com Tom's "Insta" as the zillenials say: www.instagram.com/calvincaspian/ The opening theme music is called Divine Intervention by Matthew Sweet. "Did you ever see the devil with his little spade and shovel Digging taters in the garden with his tail cocked up?" Say it as fast as you can. Excelsior!