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Featuring a little taste of “Didn’t Have Time to Think” by Math the Band cuz we just can’t get it out of our heads and we don’t want to!!!

Brought to you by Jeppson’s Malört: The official drink of raptors and pastors.

And by Hero Power: The best way to avoid extinction.

Theme song is “Promises” by the Barrerracudas: The only infection we want.

Recorded LIVE in the clean-room we call BENDER Studios.

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