March 28, 1951 A government doctor has corroborated a congressman’s theory that tobacco chewers suffer fewer tooth cavities than those who abstain from the weed, says an Associated Press story. This is the most heartening news that has comes out of the national capital in a long number of years, so bite off a nice hunk, pardner, and let’s discuss this sensational discovery by our learned leaders. What this country needs, is more tobacco chewing congressmen. A fellow with a mouth full of juice can’t yell “Aye” quite as loud every time somebody suggests bigger appropriations and more taxes. By...

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