It seems I speak a language that is not quite taught or translatable anymore. “Lord and Behold” is not a proper response, and “fixing to” is not an answer that is understood in other parts of the world. I am a Southerner and own a dog named after a character on the Dukes of Hazard so there’s that. Sort of lets you know that I enjoy the hilarity and the humor of being from a place that mistakes our slow drawl for slow wit. I feel like my vocabulary is meager at best most days but I believe I am...

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