Today's moron of the day!   https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/offbeat/vienna-man-fined-500-euros-for-deliberate-massive-flatulence/ar-BB15CiSm   Today on Morons in the news:    Please pull my finger!    Sir you don't need to fly your weed to California.   Dude... next time say FORE!   Just call me the Godfather.   Waking up to a raccoon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices